A MESSAGE TO NIGHT OWLS

THE EARLY WORM GETS EATEN BY THE BIRD.

Ask a Neo-Con-Mad-Poli-Scientist on Sodium Penethal

Q. Regarding recent media scandals such as Rathergate or Easonjordongate, isn't there a better way to deal with these biased politically-correct people other than forced resignations? I am concerned that it will have the unfortunate side effect of also punishing otherwise innocent family members by depriving them of their breadwinner's livlihood.

A. Sadly, we do not yet have the infrastructure in place to allow these transgressors a classic style re-education camp. This would give them the opportunity to resume their former exalted positions once correction is successfull. Fortunately, a system is currently in the developmental stage. Be patient.

JUST AN OBSEVATION by Juan Gewanfri

Has anyone other than me noticed that G.W. Bush is a perfect amalgom of the qualities of the last four Republican Presidents? He has his father's rhetorical gifts, Reagan's intellectual brilliance, Ford's physical grace and Nixon's character.

The Mad Theologian on God, Gitmo and Abu Ghraib

Q. As a good christian values voter, how can I reconcile my gay bashing and Janet Jackson nipple outrage with my strong support for my president's arab torture policy.

A. Simple, as scriptures says "sodomy is only an abomination so long as it is consensual, so sayeth the Lord." Book of Limbaugh 6:99

The Mad Theologian Answers The ultimate Question.

Q. How can an omnipotent, omniscient and omnibenevolent God allow the deaths of so many innocents such as in the recent tsunami disaster?

A. Because God so loves us that he sent his only son to die for our sins on a cross which was made of wood and weighed the same as a duck and therefore would float in a tsunami just like all those dead people in Sumatra and Sri Lanka which proves that God loves all of us the same as he loved Jesus.

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Today I have nothing to say.