tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-84346372011-10-31T18:59:14.148-04:00Heavy on the snark, hold the wingnutteryJuan Gewanfrinoreply@blogger.comBlogger61100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8434637.post-1108453064406415102005-02-15T02:37:00.000-05:002005-02-15T02:37:44.406-05:00THE EARLY WORM GETS EATEN BY THE BIRD. <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8434637-110845306440641510?l=ec1009.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Juan Gewanfrinoreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8434637.post-1108447872263451182005-02-15T01:11:00.000-05:002005-02-15T02:01:07.116-05:00Q. Regarding recent media scandals such as Rathergate or Easonjordongate, isn't there a better way to deal with these biased politically-correct people other than forced resignations? I am concerned that it will have the unfortunate side effect of also punishing otherwise innocent family members by depriving them of their breadwinner's livlihood.<br /><br />A. Sadly, we do not yet have the infrastructure in place to allow these transgressors a classic style re-education camp. This would give them the opportunity to resume their former exalted positions once correction is successfull. Fortunately, a system is currently in the developmental stage. Be patient.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8434637-110844787226345118?l=ec1009.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Juan Gewanfrinoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8434637.post-1108445391390627842005-02-15T00:29:00.000-05:002005-02-15T01:36:21.790-05:00Has anyone other than me noticed that G.W. Bush is a perfect amalgom of the qualities of the last four Republican Presidents? He has his father's rhetorical gifts, Reagan's intellectual brilliance, Ford's physical grace and Nixon's character.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8434637-110844539139062784?l=ec1009.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Juan Gewanfrinoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8434637.post-1106897737399803422005-01-28T02:35:00.000-05:002005-01-28T02:35:37.400-05:00Q. As a good christian values voter, how can I reconcile my gay bashing and Janet Jackson nipple outrage with my strong support for my president's arab torture policy. <br /> <br />A. Simple, as scriptures says "sodomy is only an abomination so long as it is consensual, so sayeth the Lord." Book of Limbaugh 6:99<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8434637-110689773739980342?l=ec1009.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Juan Gewanfrinoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8434637.post-1105576777296662112005-01-12T19:39:00.000-05:002005-01-12T19:39:37.296-05:00Q. How can an omnipotent, omniscient and omnibenevolent God allow the deaths of so many innocents such as in the recent tsunami disaster? <br /> <br />A. Because God so loves us that he sent his only son to die for our sins on a cross which was made of wood and weighed the same as a duck and therefore would float in a tsunami just like all those dead people in Sumatra and Sri Lanka which proves that God loves all of us the same as he loved Jesus.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8434637-110557677729666211?l=ec1009.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Juan Gewanfrinoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8434637.post-1095895116817294192004-09-22T19:16:00.000-04:002004-09-22T19:18:36.816-04:00Today I have nothing to say. <br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8434637-109589511681729419?l=ec1009.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Juan Gewanfrinoreply@blogger.com3